Philly.com posts an amusing snippet: "The cover of Esquire mag's "Women We Love" issue roused us out of our slumbers with much lust-ridden violent force: The mag's choice for "Sexiest Woman Alive" represents the very quintessence of our preadolescent yearnings: Angelina Jolie (who's on the cover in a top that gives see-through a whole new meaning). Meanwhile, the mag tips its hat to these troubled postmodern-post-gendered-post-feminist-post-metrosexual times by naming Leonardo DiCaprio Hollywood's most "womanish" man. (Brad Pitt is weeping tears of joy.) Which leads us to ask the frightening question: What would happen if those two hooked up? Would Len's delicate lips get pulverized by Jolie's pumped bouche? Postscript: Esquire's list of "the women that the men of Esquire magazine can't get enough of" lists a bunch of perfectly reasonable women... and one man: Orlando Bloom, "because he's purdy." New Danteesque vision that'll obsess us as we curl up tight next to the empty void that lurks every night: a smackdown (a smoochdown?) between Len and Orlando? Hot!" ~posted by Adele at 19:38 PM GMT