THESE are the prime Brit-boy catches for husband-hunters everywhere.
Prince William
Pros: Has a nice pad; is heir to the throne.
Con: Has horsey, jug-eared genes.
Orlando Bloom
Pro: Is all kinds of pretty.
Con: Probably prettier than most girls on the planet.
Colin Farrell
Pro: Has bad boy charm.
Con: Has tendency to father love-children.
Jude Law
Pros: Supremely easy on the eyes; newly divorced.
Con: Currently dating pretty starlet Sienna Miller.
Battle of the Golden Boys
SO David Beckham has been the reigning king of British sexiness for a while now but will Jonny Wilkinson, English rugby’s golden boy, usurp the sarung-sporting soccer star?
Let’s see how Golden Boot matches up against Golden Balls.
David Beckham
Pros:
Is easy on the eyes.
Can play a bit of football.
Cons:
Married and therefore unavailable.
So girly that Shania Twain’s, Man, I Feel Like A Woman could have been written just for him.
With wife Posh, he is so overexposed that they make the Hilton sisters look shy and retiring.
Jonny Wilkinson
Pros:
Is easy on the eyes.
Completely macho, none of that “metrosexual” bulldust.
Was the reason England broke a 37-year trophy drought at the Rugby World Cup.
Not married ... yet.
Turned down six-figure sums and the chance to do tacky (I’m looking at you, Becks) “at home” pics with OK magazine.