開花訪問表哥

Szeki

在開花的表哥Sebastian的個人官網，在他的個人簡介欄，有一篇是開花訪問表哥，表哥的回答很風趣幽默啊。

15 Questions With Sebastian By Orlando Bloom


15 QUESTIONS BY ORLANDO BLOOM
Orlando: WHAT TYPE OF WORK ARE YOU DOING?
Sebastian: Professional hostage

O: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?
S: Spying on my dog

O:BEST THING ABOUT YOU JOB?
S: Getting paid to exercise a passion

O: WORST THING ABOUT YOUR JOB?
S: The hangover after the wrap party

O: WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO THIS BUSINESS?
S: The retirement plan

O: BEST DECISION EVER MADE?
S: Duck...

O: BEST THING EVER SAID TO YOU?
S: I’m so miserable without you it’s like having you here

O: WHAT WORD DO YOU USE TOO OFTEN?
S: Lunch! Fine, fine, just fine...

O: WHAT INSPIRES CREATIVITY?
S: Curiosity. Accidentally walking in on people having sex

O: WHAT HINDERS IT?
S: A conscience: or what hurts when all the other parts feel great

O: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?
S: Bill Clinton

O: FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
S: My accountant

O: BEST BOOK EVER READ?
S: Swedish Penis Enlargers Are My Bag, Baby! by Austin Powers

O: WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU RECEIVED STARTING UP?
S: Wear sunscreen

O: WORDS TO LIVE BY?
S: Sorry about that. We’ll make it up to you next time

http://www.sebastiancopeland.com/bio.html

海豚展翅

开花提的问题基本上看懂，表哥的回答基本上看不懂。= =  英文有限，明天有时间的话上下爱词霸逐词逐词翻。。^-^

小煙

呵呵，有一句话表哥应该这样回答：
O: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?
S: MY COUSIN...ORLANDO BLOOM~~
开花和表哥关系很亲密啊！

Tsvetenie

回复 2# 海豚展翅

偶也是~~~~~~~~~~

那年花开

O: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?
S: Bill Clinton

哈哈哈，老外总是不忘拿政治人物开玩笑。

那年花开

Orlando: WHAT TYPE OF WORK ARE YOU DOING?
Sebastian: Professional hostage
O：你做什么工作？
S：职业人质。（应该是搞笑的吧）
O: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?
S: Spying on my dog
O：你最喜欢的职务是什么？
S：监视我的狗（表哥，你真会恶搞）
O:BEST THING ABOUT YOU JOB?
S: Getting paid to exercise a passion
O：工作的最大好处是什么？
S：发挥自己的爱好，还有钱拿。（确实好美的事啊）
O: WORST THING ABOUT YOUR JOB?
S: The hangover after the wrap party
O：工作的最大坏处是什么？
S：派对之后总是喝醉（哈哈哈）
O: WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO THIS BUSINESS?
S: The retirement plan
O：是什么吸引你干这行当？
S：退体计划。（呃。。退休之后有保障呢，还是退休之后有活干。。）
O: BEST DECISION EVER MADE?
S: Duck...
O：做过的最佳决定是什么？
S：鸭子。。（呃。。）
O: WHAT WORD DO YOU USE TOO OFTEN?
S: Lunch! Fine, fine, just fine...
O：你的常用语是什么？
S：午饭！好，好，好。。（表哥是个吃货。。。）

ZoeChyi

果然是英国人的幽默 总是那么嘲讽

ZoeChyi

开花人那么nice会像表哥一样犀利吗？估计内心邪恶程度也差不了多少