标题: 我的“指环王”病毒 [打印本页] 作者: 喇叭 时间: 2003-9-13 23:49 标题: 我的“指环王”病毒 我的“指环王”病毒
事先声明：这是本菜鸟第一次“大作”，请各位同人手下，口下，脚下（？？）留情～～～
周日的晚上，我激动地重温了第n遍指环王----好爽啊～～～结果，睡觉前满脑子都是指环王，睡觉时满脑子也是指环王，睡觉后满脑子还是指环王，糟糕的事这种状况延续了近一周的时间，汗………… 就好像中了病毒一样…………
周一的第一节课是英语，我一边掺合指环王的故事情节一边听our English teacher 讲课，沉闷的语法课也听得津津有味，感觉很不错。后来，阿T让我们写一组练习（详见实验版英语教材p85第三题)：
1 It is good manners to ----------
2 It is a pleasure to ---------
3 It is polite to ---------
4 It is important to ---------
5 It is a good idea to ---------
6 My advice is to ---------
7 It is very difficult to ---------
8 My question is how to ---------
由于昨天梦了整整一个晚上的指环王，所以今天的精神很不好，昏昏沉沉，迷迷糊糊，看着这弱智的练习，我开始一边写一边睡……（像可以一边跑一边睡的小精灵一样？？）。当完成第一个句子时，我下意识的检查了一下有无语法或是拼写错误，结果暴汗＋爆笑的说………转念一想：无所谓啦～～这才是心声的自然流露呢～～（汗……………暴汗…………）
于是我便完成了我的英语课堂练习，全文如下：
1 It is good manners to review the story of "The Lord of The Rings" as your main lessons.
2 It is a pleasure to be considered to be the best fans of Legolas's.
3 It is polite to write some interesting comment to the articles about "The Lord of The Rings".
4 It is important to communicate with the fans of Legolas to exchange all the information and feelings.
5 It is a good idea to recite some best parts of the two play books.
6 My advice is to buy an ari ticket to USA when "The Reture fo The King"is on for the frist time.
7 It is very difficult to forget anything about Legolas.
8 My question is how to earn enough money to buy the silver fake of The Lord of The Rings.
评：既包含了高中阶段很多主要句型，语法，又充分的表达了个人的思想感情。
真是老师有眼，我竟然被她拎起来念句子！！！（…………）我站在那里，汗（泪？）如雨下，幡然悔悟。“er……·＃％＊＆@”，还好被我的“即兴表演”混过了关，否则，死无葬身之地………那就再也看不了指环王了！！（汗…………）
拿给附近的几个fans看，皆爆。