OB: “Maybe I am stupid, maybe the jury is stupid. So many thing don’t add up. You say you were in the restaurant. You ate alone. But no one remembers you. And the flowers. The flowers. It seems very odd that you would send your wife flowers, and not include the card. Whenever I send my wife flowers, I always wrote a card…”
Female Lawyer: “Objection! When did you ever send me flowers?”
OB: “I sent you flowers.”
Female Lawyer: “Name one occasion when you sent me flowers.”
OB: “After your mother died.”
Female Lawyer: “oh, really, it doesn’t count.”
OB: “Of course it does.”
Female Lawyer(ask the jury): “Does that count?”
They shake their heads.
Female Lawyer: “My lord! Does that count?”
OB: “It’s still flowers. You asked when did I send you flowers. Let’s stick to the fact, shall we?”
Female Lawyer: “Shaft your fact, and your flowers…”
The judge: “Order! Order!…I order you to kiss and make up!”
OB and Female Lawyer: “My Lord?”
The judge: “You heard me!”
So they obeyed.
After the scene
Director: “And cut. Thank you very much, everyone.”
Title: Extras
BBC
Female Extra (clearly bored): “Hello! “
Male cast manager: “You all right?”
Female: “Hey, how are you doing?”
Male: “No, it’s …a big night, isn’t it?”
Female: “Why? What’s happening?”
Male: “Filming the sitcom.”
F: “What sitcom?”
M: “My sitcom! You are coming down.”
F: “Oh! Yes. I thought that was next week.”
M: “No, tonight. 7:30. And every Thursday for six weeks. Put it into your dairy.”
F: “I haven’t got dairy.”
M: “Let’s figure through it.”
F: “You will do the speech?”
M: “Well, it’s been awful. I’ve got a cold.”
F: “All right, listen, let me know how it goes.”
M: “You are coming down!”
F: “Oh, right. And what time does it start?”
M: “7:30.”
F: “All right, then. Bye.”
M: “All right. Cheers.”
OB was taking photos with fans.
OB: “Alright, see ya later...bye, yeah. Hey ya.”
Female: “Hi.”
OB: “What were you rolling your eyes at?”
F: “Just all that 'ooooh' fawning all over you. That must get a bit exhausting, eh?”
OB: “Yeah, it can be pretty exhausting.”
F: “Suppose they're just doing it because you're famous.”
OB: “Well, they are not doing it just because I am famous though.”
F: “No, it is though, isn't it?”
OB: “No, it’s more looks as well.”
F: “Hmm. I just don’t think they’d be acting like that if you weren’t a film star.”
OB: “Yeah, they pretty much would. Yeah, I’ve always had attention...”
F: “No, all I was saying is that if you were the prop boy, you’d just get ignored.”
OB(smile): “What? With this face? Oh, g'in'nored (getting ignored), no one. I will tell you what does get ignored. Johnny Depp. On the set of Pirates of Caribbean. The birds just walk straight past him: ‘get out of the blood way whoever you are, we want to get to Orlando.’ They're round me like flies on shit.”
F: “They ignored Johnny Depp?”
OB: “Yeah. They were going: ‘Oh Orlando, who is that freak over there that we didn’t notice.’ I am going: ‘He is Johnny Depp. You know?’, they going: ‘Who cares! You were Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Oh look at me, oh my God help me with my face, oh I’ve got scissors for hands. Willy Wonca, Johhny Wonca.”作者: lukeyoung 时间: 2006-9-15 18:40
第二段:
Man 1: “You want?”
Man 2: “Nothing. It’s just… These are all good advises.”
OB: “Hey!”
Female Extra: “Hello again.”
OB: “What are you reading?”
F: “En, just HELLO (magazine)”
OB: “I…HEAT (magazine)…Oh no, I can’t believe it.”
F: “What is that?”
OB: “Just these top 5 or 6 film stars, you can’t say.”
F: “Are you in it?”
OB: “No 1... Stupid. What does it mean, these list.””
F: “Nothing, really.”
OB: “It looks like more from their opinion. It’s just…oh no, look at this, woman magazine…”
F(read): “ ‘I’m having an affair with my brother-in-law’s ghost’”
OB: “No. That. ‘Women’s top 10 fancy snoggers’. No 1 again.”
F: “What was that thing about the ghost?”
OB: “Hmm, ‘my husband’s brother’s ghost came to me at midnight, nothing can stop me falling in love with him’.”
F: “Do they have sex?”
OB: “It doesn’t say…It doesn’t matter. Look, we were looking at the No. 1 fancy snogger for women. No 1, Orlando Bloom…I’m not sure if it’s Johnny Depp, he’s only No. 4.”
F: “Really? He will be my No 1.”
OB: “Wait, you want No 1? There is a proof…It was just like that part in Carribian. I mean, Keira and I were doing a brilliant take. Everyone claps. The director goes ‘wow, that was amazing’. Keira goes ‘can we do that kissing bit again?’ I know what she’s up to. And I wanted to tease her, I go ‘if you want to kiss somebody, why don’t you kiss Johnny Depp?’ she tells me I must be ****ing sick, ‘I will be vomit if he carry on like that.’”
F: “Why did you keep talking about Johnny Depp?”
OB: “I don’t keep talking about. I never talk about. He is boring. He is prat. If it weren’t for me, he won’t last five mins. he will get smashed straight away.”
F: “Where are you from?”
OB: “Canterbury, near world xxx.” (听不清)
F: “Yeah, there is lots of objective…” (这句也听不懂)
OB: “Well no, obviously I am objective of to be really good looking.”
F: “But it’s not objective, is it? Personally, I think you are way…” (意思是OB太瘦了)
OB: “What’s that? You want me out?….Come out for a drink later.”
F: “I can’t. I meet my friend.”
OB: “Come have a cup of coffee with me. You know, come on, just get to know me, get to know the normal me. Take a better looking. You know, see the attractiveness.”
F: “I don’t think you are.”
OB: “Liar.”作者: lukeyoung 时间: 2006-9-15 19:55
第三段:
Female 1: Good news.
Female Extra: Oh, I want good news. Excellent!
Female 1: Right! Ed Osborn. The electron. He’s broke up with his wife and he’s back in the market. Lovely guy. Just your time. Go and get him. Sweet guy, lovely guy. Interested?
Female Extra: Yeah. Hehe…
Female 1: Wait. Ed?
Ed: Yo!
Female 1: This is her….You know, never mind.
Female Extra: Let’s not bothered.
Female 1: I just don’t know what you’re going wrong.
OB: Right! Kiss me! One kiss. Come on!
Female Extra: Noooooooooooooooo!
OB: One kiss. Just let me show you how to do it…………(这一句听不懂)
